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May 15, 2005
A, e, i, o, u
It was pointed out to me today - for the first time in my life - that my name "PALMER HOUCHINS" contains all of the vowels of the alphabet, only once. I am in perfect symbiosis with the alphabet.
I challenge you to bring forth another name that does likewise. I can't think of any. But then again, I haven't tried because I like to delude myself with the splendors of my own phonetical existence.
Posted by houch at May 15, 2005 11:48 PM
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What about the ever elusive "sometimes 'y'"?
Posted by: Aaron at May 16, 2005 12:44 AM
Elusive because it's NOT a vowel, sucka. I mean, maybe some people would call it one. But I'm a man who sees every liquid as whiskey and every solid as cheesecake.
I'm not confusing vowels.
Posted by: Houch at May 16, 2005 09:48 AM
"diroun beatty".
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Posted by: jimmy j at May 16, 2005 07:44 PM
"Diroun Beatty" - a transgendered Warren Beatty?
Thanks for the Sufjan tip.
Posted by: Houch at May 16, 2005 08:14 PM
Anyone know the longest word in the English language with no vowels? Welsh and its ilk do not count.
The answer is, of course, RHYTHMS. I figured this out myself and then looked it up only to discover that plenty of people had figured it out before me.
Also, I googled "Palmer Houchins" and discovered that you, and only you, fit all 122 results. Are you the only Palmer Houchins in the world?
I am one of only a few Drew Comptons . . . there's a skateboarder and a state lawyer somewhere. I'm also, and this is incredible, a character in someone's "Law & Order" fanfic.
Awesome.
Posted by: Drew at May 17, 2005 10:37 PM
Drew,
After that post, I think I can rightfully admonish you for the time you wasted in making it.
Come on, googling me? Let's stick to our own names. The internet exists for narcissistic impulses, let's remember that.
But, yes, I'm the only Palmer Houchins the world has ever known. And I plan to keep it that way, Stephen Andrew, or SA, or Ese.
In other news, don't you have a thesis to write?
Posted by: Houch at May 17, 2005 10:54 PM
Hey Palmer when do you come back?/Are you going to be in Jackson ever?
Posted by: Aaron at May 18, 2005 03:52 PM